[This video is partially upside down. That is to say, the horizon behind Sheogorath is inverted. The sky stretches out below His feet, and the grass and dirt above His head.]

Oh, you mortals do know how to make your lives interesting ( Read more... )

[The video is of the throne room of Sheogorath's palace. It's mostly dark, aside from light shining on through the windows. Which is a bit absurd for those who have been to it and know where it's located ( Read more... )

Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.

Such odd weather New York is experiencing.

Cloudy with a chance of death by fire.

Lows in the low teens, highs of instantly cooked mortal.

[ooc: Sheogorath has now made it rain popcorn on all of Manhattan.]

[It's Sheogorath's phone, but there's the horrible sound of metal rubbing against metal in the background and some kind of electrical crackling. The voice that speaks doesn't sound like Sheogorath's at all, and sensitive magical people will sense... Order. Especially around the Seattle park where he's starting his assaultThis has gone on too long ( Read more... )

[Sheogorath is relaxing on his throne. As usual, half the room is decorated in bright colors, and the other half in dark colors ( Read more... )

[The video comes on and shows a dark alley-way. It pans over to a dark figure towering over several young men, lying on the ground and clutching at bruised areas. A tall, dark figure is standing over them ( Read more... )

13 Blessings ( Read more... )

[The video opens to a very elaborate room of stone, there's a long carpet running down the middle, half orange-red and half blue-green. The fires that burn every few feet off to the side are likewise color coded to match the side of the room they're on.

Sheogorath turns the phone to himself, he's sitting on a split-colored throne.Now, these are ( Read more... )

[The video opens to a harmless looking old man with a cane. The only thing inhuman about him are his eyes, which are golden and serpentine, and what should be the whites of his eyes are black instead ( Read more... )